Five Haiku From An Aikido Novice

by Ron Perovich

In my heavy Gi,

A mast beneath the canvas,

I must sail swiftly.

My belt is just white.

When do I get the cool pants?

Sensei rolls his eyes.

I can’t wait to spar.

I’m bigger than that old guy.

I’m down in one move.

I know how to win.

Trust me, I don’t need these drills.

I keep eating floor.

I am out of breath,

Though he’s the one that threw me.

Wait, did he just yawn?

Ron Perovich is an American artist, musician, and poet, creating work inspired by his love of science and history, international music and cuisine, and a plethora of nerdy pursuits. He published his first themed collection of poetry in 2022, which also contained illustrations by the author, and narrated the audiobook version as well. He currently lives in a Texas apartment with his wife and some very rowdy cats. You can explore his other work at campsite.bio/ronperovich